Hungary national rugby union team

The Hungary national rugby union team represents Hungary at rugby union. They are governed by the Magyar Rögbi Szövetség, and have yet to qualify for the Rugby World Cup.

Their star player is eccentric, part time physics teacher, Martin Francis, at the tender age of 65. He has become a national icon in Hungary despite having absolutely no connection in his blood towards Hungary as a nation. It is said he bonds the troops by handing out his famous problem sheets and awards the winner with a trip inside the Humber Bridge where they get to enjoy such things as, copper cables and barren boxes.